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When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"
Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."
Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.
Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?
Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.
Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.
When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
An opossum.
Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.
Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.
I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!