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Poweraide Zero

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?

Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.

by ArchAdams February 3, 2011


zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 17, 2006


Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019


Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 11, 2010


Zero bitches

Someone who gets no girls/pussy

Avery Payne gets zero bitches

by Jack hackshaw April 8, 2023


Zero Bomber

Someone who votes zero on submissions (on websites that use a 0-5/0-10 voting system generally) for no reason/or due to hate and not actually judging on the submission, in target to lower the score of it.

Dammit, now I'll never get on the top rated list due to that damn zero bomber!

by Smitfraud January 29, 2012


Absolute Zeros

Besides the scientic connatations of this word there is also Aetheric & Esoteric meanings of this.
1. Everything usually has a point of origin which begins from 0 dimension its Aether (smoke/shadow) which must connect several different points 2 b whole in 3rd dimension. If they r whole they r classified as +or- (good or bad). However, if 1 has been somehow disconnected from themselves by way of hypnosis or trauma, they actually have no boundaries unlike the masters who slaved them. They r keepers of blue flame. & as soon as they realize who they r can b capable of miraculous & terrible things! Bcuz they r shadows of themselves & exisist soley of the light, they r formitable weapons against all SET authorities.

2. Those who r underestimated due 2 their indifference & percieved weaknesses by all who encounter them. They r those who hide in the shadows broken, the unnamed, monarchs, berzerkers, wintersoldiers & any1 being secretly controlled by some1 else. They r actually stronger than their masters who hold them captive! A they need 2 do is acquire the key 2 the kingdom... FORGIVENESS! End game.

Ive seen many absolute zeros who had powers they had no ability 2 wield without forgiveness.

Absolute zeros will b the vanquishers of the masters bcuz it was written.

Never choose a side
Its ok 2 run away 2 hide
Never burn 2 hot
& never b so cold u forgot
4 the time will come
When mAsters will b judged 4 all they done
& those who nobody even knows
Will arise & b like superheros
Once underestimated outcasts that every1 woes
Will vanquish evil from inside cuz they r absolute zeros!
It is finished

by MaKHiAurqueenB September 22, 2017