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Herbal Alternatives

A high grade Herbal Incense company that started in Cadillac,MI by Mad Scientist, the Lab Rat,C-Bone, B.C., and M.H. they produce products such as T, Darkness, and Herbal Alternatives presents: TEA.

guy1: Do you know where i can get some Darkness?
guy2: yeah Herbal Alternatives on Fb Has some.
guy1: but arent they only in one area?
guy:nope they run from Michigan to Mississippi

by saa_annu May 18, 2011


alternize

To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.

There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.

by JBoftheWikipedia July 24, 2009


alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023


alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017


Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 2, 2022


alternative encouragement

A fancy definition for workplace bullying.

We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."

by sm@$h September 12, 2023


Alternate Take Freak

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.

"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo

by reddddddddddddddddd August 20, 2011