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New show on Fox reflecting some of the goverment's flaws, starring, Stan Smith, Franciene Smith, Steve Smith, Haley Smith, Klaus the Goldfish, and Rodger the Alien. Made by the creator of Family Guy
Rodger: Oh God I've got a bear claw up my ass
Stan: You be careful out there we are at terror alert orange, which means somthing might go down somewhere in someway at some point in time....so look sharp
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A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.
See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid
She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.
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A man who willingly spends time with and puts up with a girl
who is high maintenance or has some other personality trait that is otherwise considered undesireable. These men are heros for saving other men from having to interact with these girls.
"Did you meet that crazy girl Lisa at the party this weekend.
Jose is an American hero for staying with her."
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The loud american is an obnoxious buffoon, one who, even though may be in a quiet room feels the need to talk at the top of their voice, also known to excessive bragging. Compounded when combined with the Ignorant american
NOTE: Not all americans are loud, some seem to be actually quite normal, it just seems the ones on holiday wherever i am happen to be of the LOUD variety.
I was in an airport waitng area once with about 300 people, i was at one end and at the other a pair of loud americans were clealy audible over everybody else's chatter.
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Christened in 2007 by Pickles, the American Sip is the act of consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a single period without breathing. A liken to chugging, American Sippage is a way to super pass alcohol into the system. It is a two step process:
1. Open Bottle.
2. Relax throat muscles let the alcohol flow down.
It should be noted that the period of drinking alcohol must last longer than 15 seconds. Furthermore, the American sip only applies to liquor: think Jack Daniel's, Whiskey, Bourbon, Scotch, Captain Morgan, Tequila, Vodka.
It should also be noted the feminine version is called American Sipe.
1. Holy shit James just American Sipped fucking Jack Daniel's... TWICE! Like that took a good chunk out of the 26er.
2. Edwin clutched the bottle of Captain Morgan's, and standing with the strength of a thousand alcoholics, performed the American Sip, knocking the 40.oz bottle from half full to quarter in a single blow.
3. Cameron instinctively grabbed a bottle of Scotch from the dresser, and in an instant, and with the power of alcoholism, American Sipped the bottle out of this reality.
4. "I betcha that's water," Bob said to Jim.
Jim, "I betcha watch this!" and in one American Sip, the mickey of Smirnoff went from FULL to EMPTY.
5. And on the Old New Year, Vladimir managed to American Sip the Smirnoff 26er half way down in a single blow. Representing all proud Russian and alcoholics, everywhere.
6. Waking up, Denny instinctively grabbed the bottle of mixed liquor, the contents for which he did not know. And then he American Sip'd the fucker down to wash the taste of old marijuana and hooker spit away. As a consequence of his action he went fucking blind - but hey, if it's in a bottle, it's drinkable.
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the politically correct way of calling someone a dyke.
Velma: Let's split up and look for clues
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american
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The politically correct term for a dog
"Fido is NOT a dog! He is a canine-american with rights!
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