sperm bank

A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"

You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.

Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.

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money in the bank

adjective.

Used to express generally positive feelings or outcomes (1). Can also be used to praise, and commend (2).

Precise background and history not known, though it is frequently paired with other ghetto terms such as platinum (3). From this, it can be inferred that this term

1. "I won the lottery! Money in the bank!"

2. "You railed her ass and she didn't complain? Money in the bank!"

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bank holiday

Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).

1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).

2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.

3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".

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Douche Bank

Anyone stupid enough to pronounce the Dutsche Bank the same way you pronounce the feminine product.

Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.

Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?

Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever

Superior co-worker: What a douche bank

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red bank

the sweetest town ever in New Jersey on the coast

Red Bank kicks little Silver's ass

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Wank Bank

Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.

Did she just pop out?

Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank

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tyra banks

a beautiful woman, no doubt.
a singer...forget it!!!

Tyra looked hot at the VS angels runway show, but she reminds me of a black Britny Spears in her "America's Top Model" music video

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