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The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 25, 2021


battle flag

1. Commonly referred as the confederate flag but the battle flag is the flag use for battle not to confuse with the confederate government flag the battle flag was actually rejected but the military needed a flag to use bc the other flag before was too confused with the union's flag

2. A flag used in battle

3. Most commonly used as a symbol of southern pride but other say it is hatred and slavery

Why are you flying the confederate flag

That's not the confederate flag that is the confederate battle flag

by Dr.Snake53 July 1, 2017


Rat Battle

Involves multiple rats fighting usually in a free for all. On special occasions team ups are even possible. Usually gambling is present at such events.

Have you ever been to a Rat Battle? Their fucking Exhilarating!

by twhitiswrong February 14, 2012


Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex

Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.

by summerfreeze June 29, 2014


Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019


battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.

Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

by deevon the dude May 26, 2017


Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009