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the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.
Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed
oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog
a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.
Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?
*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry
reggie: hey clifford you see that goog over there
clifford: well hey there sure is a big goog over there
people born on this date are HELLA sexy, if they are male most likely they have a massive (and I mean MASSIVE cock)
and if they are girls, woooowweeeee they got some CAKE ill tell you that
Hot girl Uno: Did you see big man Dolph over there
Hot girl Dos: Yeah you know he's born on December 17 right
Hot girl Uno: ooohhh realllyyyy
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the art of creaming your jeans whilst dancing
dood where is danny?
oh, he was Jancing all over Queeny last night
ooooH
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The RKBLOW is a sexual maneuver in which the male partner wraps his right arm around the neck of the other partner, bicep up in a flexing position, and proceeds to "RKO" them forward onto the male's pork sword. Relatively dangerous.
Skyler: YOO Chad how was Cynthia last night
Chad: Dood she was acting all freaky so I asked if she could RKBLOW me and SHE TOTALLY DIDD BRAH
Skyler: NOO WAYY I WISH BROOMHIDA WOULD RKBLOW ME