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USMA slang. Euphenism for the act of masterbation. Can also substitute pretty much any other college in place of Annapolis i.e. "Beat Air Force!" or "Beat Texas!"
P - "Beat Navy, Sir!"
F - "Don't forget to wash your hands."
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P - "Man, I barely have enough time to do homework, let alone Beat Navy every now and then."
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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.
xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings
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To leave a particular area on foot, esp. at a high rate of speed (e.g. running). This is usually done in anticipation of an unfavorable confrontation or undesirable characteristics of the area.
Most often used in the context of escaping from a particular situation. Named because of the motion and sound produced during the process, i.e. beating one's feet against the pavement.
My bitter ex-girlfriend showed up at the party I was at, so Jeff gave me a heads up and I beat feet.
There were a lot of graffiti and gang members on High Street, so Fred and I beat feet.
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A heart beat is a single pulsation of the heart. Heart beats are what what keep us alive. But without that one single heart beat, that one beat in isolation, there would be no heart beats thus rendering us without life.
To say someone is your heart beat is to say that they are the beat that keeps your spirit alive, your soul alive, your joy alive, you happiness alive and your reason for loving alive. Without them, your heart may physically beat but your spirit, soul, joy and happiness would be without a beat. Their presence in your life is what keeps the smile on your face, the joy in your day and the shine in your eyes.
Your heart beat is the person whose smile keeps you smiling, whose company keeps you laughing with glee. Everything about this him is perfect. Their presence brings light into your life and makes everything crystal clear. The mist of loneliness disappears and is replace by the veil of affection. He can make your heart race and slowly beat at the same time. Because he is the beat of your heart, all you can do is think about him, care for him so that he continues to beat in delight. Your heart beat is the beat that keeps you breathing.
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Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.
"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."
"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."
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A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
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