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The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
An old man’s ejaculation.
Person 1: I heard that a model slept with 50 after attending a swingers party.
Person 2: The majority of swingers are 50 and up, so at least 40 of those disgusting geezers were shooting dust blanks.
When you are having sex you are blindfolded, you cant what you are doing and so is the person who you are having sex with, when you are done you blow a load and try to jizz on her face
My girl and I did a Chinese Blank Shot, when we were done I blew a load and I accidentally missed her face, and I jizzed on my girls cat. AND GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR!
A way of saying where you're from if you're south of it. Just replace blank with your home town or county and you're good to go.
Kernow: So, where ye from then?
You: Up Blank-way mate
Not sure the exact origin but "Blank Something" is a term used for cigars and/or zigzag used for rolling marijuana.
I got a nickel sack of some marijuana, do you have a blank something so we can smoke?
The act of learning how to make something illegal and not doing anything with said information.
“That guy loves being a Blank bandit”
When one tries to be suave and quote a movie line, and then can not remember which movie the quote came from - and ends up looking like a dumb-ass.
Super hot chick you're trying to impress: "Ok, so see you later then"
You (fumbling for something cool to say): "Don't worry, We'll always have Paris"
Super Hot Chick: "Um, is that from a movie or something"
You: "I can't remember!"
Super Hot Chick: "You just had a Casa-Blank-Out, dumb ass!"