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A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how
James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!
When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season