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When a lesbian attempts to give a guy a blowjob and chunders all over his shaft.
Guy 1: Had a unique blowjob the other night
Guy 2: oh yeah...?
Guy 1: Yeah, it went in and out four times before she yacked.
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A blowjob that is carried out completely. It is not just performed as a prelude to sex, instead with the full intention of making the individual climax from start to end. There is no moving into sex or any other activity until an orgasm is reached from the blowjob.
I hate it when Bertha says she's going to give me a blowjob and then stops halfway telling me to just fuck her. Bitch, I said this is going to be a Complete Blowjob. You aint stoppin' until I'm cumming.
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1. When a man puts his hands behind his head and interlocks his fingers while receiving oral sex.
2. An act that denotes serious enjoyment, relaxation, and/or a hands-off attitude
1. She was well hidden going down on him under the table, but everyone could see his blowjob arms so we all knew what was up.
2. It was a beautiful day at the beach, school was out, he was with his boys, so he threw up the blowjob arms and watched the girls go by.
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When the person giving the blowjob has just eaten something spicy so the receiver gets a slight burning sensation.
Maddi- Man, those Hot Cheetos are spicy
Tyler- Then get over here and give me a Mexican blowjob before your mouth isn't spicy anymore
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Getting sucked off by a lady with no teeth.
I went to the Southside and was looking for a toothless hooker that gives blowjobs or Baby Blowjobs.
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The stereotype that females residing in Canvey Island, Essex offer fellatio with little hesitation.
Guy 1 "Saul went Canvey on Friday"
Guy 2"CANVEY BLOWJOBS!"
Guy 1 "DO DO DA DO"
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Having a bong inbetween your legs while a girl takes a huge smokey white hit clearing the whole thing like a pro so you know she's good.
Bobby: Ashley gave me a Marijuana Blowjob last night
Billy: she clear the whole thing?
Bobby: she sucked my pipe like a pro!
Billy: keep her!
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