bored out

When a woman is fucked so hard and long that the diameter of her pussy is irreversably widened.

Man, I would love to bore out that MILF.

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Edge of Boring

Lady GaGa's third single off Manufactured This Way.

The chorus goes something like:

I'm on the edge, of boring.
And I'm running out of things I can do.
I'm on the edge, of boring.
Better watch out because I'll copy you.

Person: Dude...all I remember from last night was searching up Edge of Glory and suddenly I went to sleep.

Little Monster: ASDFGHJKL;'!!!!!!!1 HOW???!?!??!? lADY GAGA's VIDEO WAS ON TEH EDHE OF GLORY!!!

Person: ...more like the Edge of Boring.

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As boring as hell

Something that is extremely boring.

That show was as boring as hell.

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De-bored

(Verb) dee bord - to make somebody in an entertained and in a satisfied state of mind; not bored.

"im boooorrred and i know you'll DE-BORED me. i dont think thats even a word, but oh well. its my new word. we can put it in the dictionary."

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Just Bored.

Simply Being Bored.

someone who says that they are bored but when people suggest stuff that they can do, they say that they are too bored to do anything. then they make other people bored by being bored.

Amy: I'm Bored.
Sami: Why don't you do something?
Amy: no. i'm too bored.
Sami: you could draw.
Amy: no. Too Bored.
Sami:You could throw around a frisbee.
Amy: No. Just Bored.
Sami: Fine. Now i'm Bored.

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boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

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Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.

"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."

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