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butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

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Butthole Broth

When your ass sweats, creating a swampy feel in your underwear.

Bro, PE gave me butthole broth.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019


Poopy Butthole

The description of one's anus being engulfed in excrement/diarrhea.

Tyrone: Salutations, Demetrius! Would thy have the pleasure to undertake sexual intercourse through our anal cavities?
Demetrius: Unfortunately, I cannot attend to such a matter at the time, Tyrone. Alas, I am suffering from thy Poopy Butthole, in which case my anus has been engulfed in excrement and diarrhea.

by POOPYBUTTHOLELOVER December 9, 2022


Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 March 23, 2018


slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.

Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.

by fgwg2 October 13, 2015


Butthole tag

Five people are in a restricted area and is a full (butthole) grabbing free for all until there is only one individual who did not submit by leaving the play area (really intense game) #roleplay

Man lets play butthole tag no homo. I hope my anus deos not bleed from playing butthole tag

by Sharknadomaster November 25, 2018


Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.

Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)

by Deer Man July 27, 2005