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Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.
how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?
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A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.
When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.
Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.
Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell
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After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .
I pink cell phoned with this chick yesterday.
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When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)
Nick:hey are you goin to that cell phone party
Jordan M:Hells ye nick we gunna have a good time!
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