Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

Indiana Cough Drop

A term describing the act of punching a girl performing fellatio on you while simultaneously ejaculating down her throat, causing her to cough while being gagged by jizz.

Ex. 1: 'COUGH' 'COUGH'... 'GAG' 'GAG', "What the FUCK!? We're breaking up because you just Indiana Cough Dropped me!"

Ex. 2: "Dude, that hooker just choked on my Indiana Cough Drop and died, call the Wolf."

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russian cough syrup

Bleach. Will kill 100% of germs... and probably you. Only Russians in Soviet Russia can drink this.

In Soviet Russia, we fight colds with Russian cough syrup. Will kill everything, yaes.

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cough in your rompers

the act of accidentally passing a stool instead of passing wind.

To shit one's pants where 'cough' is a euphemism for shit and 'rompers' is another term for pants (derived from romper suit ). Usage: what is that awful smell, did you cough in your rompers?

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cough dough

A delicious dough similar to that of cookie dough, but exponentially better!

I laid around watching Star Trek and eating cough dough all weekend.

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coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

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coughing a huge one

taking a massive shit

He was in the bathroom coughing a huge one