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Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.
When you don't try or don't do anything at all and good things happen to you.
Dude, I just got raise at work, The Cruz Way
When you fly to Mexico when the weather gets crazy
That Cat 5 hurricane is on its way so I think I'm takin a Cruz!
A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.
Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"
"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."
"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
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just to let youn know cruz plus sex plus presley = drugs and cruz jr and aslo she so not has a life ok byw
i will fuck anyone im a slut bye presley cruz jr
Awesome girl(usually a Filipino) who is most of the time shy, but has a good heart for everyone. She tries hard to do her work but still can't do her work, because she has a massive stress on her head.
Boys are mad to see her face because her face is damn good. Her face lightens up whenever she smiles but it turns red after seeing a man she loves because she can't overcome her shyness.
Guys: hey man see her"justine dela cruz" that's what her name. She is so good that i want to become her friend.
Justine: i can't because i don't want.
Guys: don't lie.
Justine: ..... just go to hell.