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The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.
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A dance, usually performed by young men, of which they sway their pointing index fingers from side to side whilst looking up to their top right.
Girl: "John said he was only skipping the gym tonight because he would make up for it on the dance floor... but he is just derek dancing!!!"
or
Emma: "The guy by the bar is good looking, I'm going to ask him out."
Alice: "Hold that thought. He just started derek dancing."
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To rig something or some place out of nothing for a party
Somewhat like nigger rigging, except it actually works and is only for a party
Man, that party tent was awsome, it was only bungee straps and rain tarps, someone must of been derek rigging it.
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a horrible yankee's captain that should not even start. Shows off by diving into the stands and making acrobatic throws, but really sucks. Did not even hit a grand slam in over 30 appearances w/ the bases loaded until June 18, 2005. Overrated player that is overly cocky
"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"
"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"
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Kimberly's soul mate. her boyfriend/husband. Derek usually/always gets in trouble and he always wears a hat to hide his messy hair from Kimberly. Derek acts like the class clown, always trying to make somebody (especially Kimberly) laugh. He always teases Audrie-Marie and Liam about their... private life (?). Derek is the other half of Kimberly's heart and the other part of Kimberdek, even though he doesn't support it. When Derek finds a word or phrase worth remembering it sticks with him. (for example- Pushing P, Seikan, etc.) He is racist but Kimberly still loves him.
Derek Lucio and Kimberly Acosta sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G... First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!!
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The real world version of Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker
If it weren’t for Derek Chauvin people wouldn’t be rioting
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A baseball player who plays for the New York Yankees. Many people believe he is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports
Many people believe Derek Jeter is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports.
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