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A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.
Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
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The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)
Cheers!
"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"
"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"
"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"
"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
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(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something
(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus
i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed
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Pointy pieces of candy in wich come in special bags
I went to the store and they had dildo bits in the window
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James O'Keefe, head of Project Veritas
The latest video from Project Veritas' dildo-boat claims to show proof that the ACLU is actually run by Martian abortion-loving Nazis.
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A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."
"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."
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A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.
Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.
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