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Toll Dumplings is when you deposit some cum on a girl's stomach, when you pay her money for sex.
Atleast I got to deposit some toll dumplings on the prostitute's stomach, she was way to expensive!
a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.
"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"
"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth
Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened
Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling
Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)
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The action of a a man or woman shitting in a tissue, tying the end up and laying it on one pals eyes, then the moisture drips through the tissue onto your pals eyeballs creating pink eye, use one Moroccan Dumpling on each eye to create the best effect
Steve: "Dude i gave my girl some Moroccan Dumplings when she fell asleep last night"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"
a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.