flex boner

When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.

Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.

Can also be referred to as a flex-b.

I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.

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new flex

You're new lady

"My old flex is my new flex now and we're working on it" -Drake

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Flex Credits

The clout points you get from flexing too hard. Imaginary points from showing off.

Damn Denzil has crazy flex credits

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Sad Flex

A style of rap where the rapper brags over a sad sounding beat so you think the song is emotional but it's really just a flex.

Joe: Wow, dude. This beat is depressing.

Dan: Listen to the lyrics though, it's a sad flex.

Lil Tjay: ♪ Lil Tjay ♫

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flex game

When you flex your erect penis inside a women's vagina in order to stimulate their g-spot

Omg he was so good in bed and holy crap his flex game was incredible!

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Flex offender

Someone that can't shut up of flexing

Person 1: "bro look ar my skins you'll never get them because I use my mom debit card" Person 2: "Bro stfu you flex offender"

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Long Flex

If someone is rude, ignorant or a complete dumb ass.

While observing the WW1 two minute silence a gentlemen who has no respect is gassing on the phone... Can you hear that guy? He's such a Long Flex!

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