barrel of fun

A wooden-like barrel that produces pleasurable vibrations to anyone who deposits $0.50. The vibrating element is arranged in such a way to imply that the vibration is for feet.

Proper use of the Barrel of Fun requires the rider to sit on the vibrating element.

The Barrel of Fun is especially pleasurable to those of the female sex.

Ralph: Roxanne, you seem to be enjoying that Barrel of Fun a little too much.

Roxanne: I am just getting primed for later when we get back to the Roxy room.

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Fun Saver

The small plastic insert on most liquor bottles, which prevents pouring mass quantities of alcohol out at once.

Guy 1: Hey man can I get a pull of that admiral nelson?

Guy2: Yea dude here ya go.

Guy1: O WTF? you still got the fun saver in it.

Guy2: Yea I know, Im a pussy

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Fun-cussion

When you hit your head for fun

“I hit my head for fun. I got a fun-cussion!”

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fun-sucker

A person who sucks the fun out of something. Usually by being cranky, sullen or critical about an activity that you're enjoying.

You get together with friends for an activity and a person in the group brings everyone else down by being cranky. They are the buzz kill. So, you say, "Everyone else is having a great time! Why are you being a Fun-Sucker?"

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fun tokens

Money, cash: the stuff you need to purchase fun (entertainment, substances, toys)

I can't go out this weekend, I've run out of fun tokens.

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Fun cut

A detour that is not "shorter", but is always more fun and usually involves dirt and catching air in vehicles not intended to catch air; a slightly more xtreme level of off roading

Craig: Dude you missed the turnoff to go home

Garrett: Chill man I'm taking the fun cut

Craig: WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE DIRT

Craig: HOLY SHIT STAR....... we just caught air.

Garrett: told ya it'd be a fun cut.

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Fun Police

Person(s) who continue to tighten the corporate noose around workers necks ensuring that any hint of fun and enjoyment at work is stamped out before it becomes 'culture' within the office.

Grego, Schlarp would you like to play office cricket at lunch?

Schlarp, I would but the 'fun police' will probably tell us off.

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