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A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
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A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War
Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK
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A transitional Phase in which the Political Entity of the general area of Germany Prepare before it fucking goes on a rampage on europe, only to be stopped by some other "Outside force" and humiliate the populace of said general area.
Person 1:Holy Shit, There's another german reich!
Person 2: Don't worry, we can convince it to not Buttfuck us.
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a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.
I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.
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A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.
However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....
Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"
Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"
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The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.
Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?
Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.
Sally: You're a fuck tard.
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A smarmy little dipshit who speaks out of turn regarding topics about which he has no information.
The German Lopez is known to post large quantities of inane chatter on internet message forums.
See also: wanker
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