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It is what it is--ghost. bugs. Bugs that have died and now roam around as spirits. They are invisible. Don't you ever have a tingly sensation on your skin, as if bugs are crawling on you? But then you look and see nothing. That is the work of ghost bugs.
I was standing in the alternate line for lunch and I felt something crawling on my leg. I bent down to shoo whatever it was off, but there was nothing there! There are so many damn ghost bugs at this school.
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Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis
Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.
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Turning on the bathroom sink with no intention of actually washing your hands.
I was just in the bathroom and overheard my boss pretending to wash his hands; but it was an obvious ghost rinse.
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The event of a male orgasm with out an ejaculate
I jerked off so many times in one day that i started ghost busting
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Disambiguation
1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.
2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.
1. Ghouds presents as a quality and reliable partner. However, unbeknownst to any other party involved, he typically removes his protection via the Ghost Pump method, thereby leaving a wake of pregnancies, STDs and Creampies.
2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.
2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.
When someone doesn't text or snapchat you back in the middle of a conversation
It's been over 2 hours since Sean texted me last, I think I'm being ghosted...
When you try to land an 80-something husband, hoping that he kicks off during the honeymoon and you inherit his fortune.
Carol couldn't believe what luck Sandra had with ghost hunting. Sandra had managed to find, married, and be widowed by her 83 year-old husband all by the time the nuptials were finalized.