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1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess.
2. Also used as a term to define rather short, angry and frightening obese peoples.
"That midget is quite the crisco gnome..."
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When the vagina of a female is so tight it feels like a fist is gripping your shank.
She had the Vag Gnome, it was so tight my penis was bruised!!
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Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..
"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"
also see Bung Hobgoblin
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Usually a large group of stoners who are almost a large society on their own and unified by their friendship, not moochness.
To be leader of said society is a bad thing only brought on by unencouragable acts such as: dropping the weed in its many forms, a joint, a pipe, a bong even (its happened before), or losing the weed period, sometimes it is excusable, such as a pothole contributed towards this act or the person next to you elbowed you pretty hard in the ribs, sometimes it can be alrite when the smoking device overheats and/or is cashed, on the other hand someone burning their hand because they were holding the utensil wrong after being given a proper instructional on the instrument or being experienced with said tool is inexcusable in any manner.
Remember, this was invented for fun and mostly for shits and giggles to keep people from fucking up and learning what their doing before trying to act pro and just wasting weed.
A: The Gnome Patrol was initially created by a group of friends in Buford, Georgia after a hallcuinating member saw a gnome run through a nearby yard
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euphamism for Herpes, simplexes A through C
Billy said he wouldn't sleep with me this week because he was having a visit from the Genital Gnomes.
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someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such
why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome
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When a man inserts his penis (or in this case, "Gnome") into a woman's anal orifice. Said woman must be ready for the "Gnome" to plow her cornhole. Once penis is inserted, grab woman's face and slam the back of her head onto the hard part of the bed. Booyah!
Suzy, what the fuck happened to your head?
Well, Jennifer, Curtis gave me an anal gnome last night. That gnome was a real bastard.
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