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curvy grips

A generally Scottish/ British term for what Americans call bobby pins, the wire clips girls wear in their hair.

Girl 1: Oi, mate! Ya got any curvy grips? Ma hair's falling in ma face!
Girl 2: Sure babes here's some. Did ya ken people in the States call these bobby pins?

by mimibear96 September 17, 2012

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Get a grip

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

Holy get a grip

by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020

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grip it an rip it

In golf, when u take out the driver and swing as hard as you can.

John Daly's famous for his grip it an rip it swing.

by i bark cuz im ur dawg April 15, 2006

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death grips

an experimental hip hop group from Sacramento, California. please don't listen if you have a headache.

notorious receivers-of-fellatio from theneedledrop.

oh you listen to death grips? you must be really cool and indie!!

by miraclepoop January 5, 2017

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gangster grip

a glock or pistol or handheld firearm of some variety used to fuck someone up really bad.

Gangster-Gimme the weed

PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.

Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?

PaperBoy-umm. here take it.

by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009

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Grip master

unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

how's your grip masterb8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.

by heatHerize January 16, 2013

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life grips

Slang for extremely large fake breasts.

If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

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