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To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.
The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.
Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.
In golf, when u take out the driver and swing as hard as you can.
John Daly's famous for his grip it an rip it swing.
an experimental hip hop group from Sacramento, California. please don't listen if you have a headache.
notorious receivers-of-fellatio from theneedledrop.
oh you listen to death grips? you must be really cool and indie!!
a glock or pistol or handheld firearm of some variety used to fuck someone up really bad.
Gangster-Gimme the weed
PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Slang for extremely large fake breasts.
If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.