The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.
What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.
Y'all already know what those two mean
If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.
He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.
Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.
He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.
To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.
Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.
When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed
That burrito go me hearding the bed.
VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.
NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.
Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.
Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.
Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.
Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?