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When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.
Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.
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The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!
Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet
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a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end
girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash
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A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.
Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.
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The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.
Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!
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Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
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When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.
Your MicePace page is as queer as a tennis helmet. Change it, dude.
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