Take her to a hotel

Used to say you'd have intercourse with a lady, usually 'easy-going' ones, as you don't take them home.

"Man, you know Amy? I'd take her to a hotel, no problem"

Stuff her muff

The act of shoving your penis into a women’s vagina.

As a beautiful lady walked by,my good friend Evan whispered to me gingerly “I’d stuff her muff”.

Brett Favre Her

The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.

This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence

me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.

loving her forever

to feel so amazing about one girl in your entire life that you would give her everything just to make her smile. to do the small cute things she would want you to do but won't tell you she wants done. to whisper on her neck and tease her until she is almost completely crazy. to softly kiss her just so she knows you're there.

loving her forever. if she buys something to small for her to wear with comfort you wear it to stretch it out just enough so she can wear it in comfort. suprising her with your arrival at somewhere you said you couldn't be. running up to her and kissing her before she knows it's you. holding her hand when it gets cold. doing all the things she would love to do but is to afraid to do alone.

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good on her knees

skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)

The date was boring until she proved she was good on her knees.

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diddling her twat

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.

Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”