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A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"
"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.
Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
bottle used to spit chewing tobacco in.
me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.
The instance where someone is drinking straight from the bottle, usually alcohol based.
"Dude, I was bottle shotting some Jack Daniels last night, I was f*cked by 8 am."
giving somone a bottle tab means you want to kiss them
i have my boyfriend a bottle tab so he would kiss me!
A bong that is made out of an empty water bottle.
Person 1: "Hey man, got any kush?"
Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"
Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."
verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."