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When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.
I am thirsty please bottle me.
Bottle me few water bottles.
A sex act during which you piss into one of your partner's orifices (other than the mouth), but you don't like waste so you drink it as it leaks back out of them much like you'd do with a leaking bottle.
- "Dude yesterday I Leaky Bottled my girlfriend."
- "What the fuck? ew."
- "Nah man that shit's fire, want to try it with me?"
Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.
We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.
Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.
Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street
Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all
verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
A saying created in Deptford NJ as an alternative to saying “you’re trash” or “that’s trash”
Person 1: yo I can’t believe the Lakers blew that lead last night.
Person 2: I know. They’re cans and bottles
A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"
"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"