Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

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Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook

I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

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iwatobi swim club

that gay swimming anime

person: I'm a member of that swim club with the abs and the speedos, we're the iwatobi swim club!

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Usdan swim hill

very big, steep, and annoying hill that kids that go to the summer camp, Usdan, have to walk up to get to the pools. However, when going down the hill it is very hard to walk normal speed, and you feel like you're going to fall.

Ugh! I hate going up the usdan swim hill. They should knock it down and build elevators, jetpacks, water slides..

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Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.

Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.

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swimming in the red sea

To perform oral sex on a woman while she is on her period.

Baby, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I'm gonna go swimming in the Red Sea.

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