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shitty jeans with gay skulls on the pocket and skate written on em
joe cadigan and his gromit market jeans
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The sexy Master Vampire in Laurell K. Hamiltons Anita Blake series.
Jean Clause was Master of St. Louis, he as the best of the best and he wanted me.
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A band that transcends the genre of hardcore, metalcore, whatever the fuck u wanna calll them, who's breakdowns are legendary, and straight fuck people up.
Me: dude holy shit that breakdown from norma jean's memphis will be laid to waste was the most hardcore breakdown ive ever been a part of.
Friend: Dude holy fuck, my legs are mad tired from two steppin to that shit.
Me: no shit, Norma jean kicks pure unaldulterated ass. fuck those kids who would rather listen to Good Charlotte.
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when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..
HAHAHAHAHA!! Check out the douche wearing the MOM JEANS and fanny pack. What a loser!!!
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a largely popular style of jeans worn mostly by the junior high, high school, and college age groups. they fit snugly around the waist and are tight around the thighs and calves, tapering down to the ankle. for guys they are a little looser in the crotch area. they were originally worn only by emos, skaters, punks, etc, but now 99% of the population owns at least one pair. however, they really only look good on about 3% of the population. short people, for instance, generally look even shorter when wearing skinny jeans. if you are tall and want to look shorter, wearing skinny jeans will not usually work. they're kind of complicated in that way.
short person: I wish I could wear skinny jeans, but they make me look even shorter than I already am!
tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!
short person: no, the don't work like that.
tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
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Christina Jean is one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. She is very down to earth, a good listener, understanding, reasonable, lovely and fair. She's good with words, as long as she doesn't have to spell them.
She's a good dancer and swimmer.
She's got a lovely smile, and her eyes are like sparkling stars.
I met a girl called Christina Jean ones, and I'll never forget her.
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When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
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