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John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012

10πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


johns

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"

Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"

by Goudabaker July 9, 2005

15πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


John

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world

He is John

by _cheez_ December 9, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


john

a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.

john says i don't wanna fight you

by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: β€œif you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcomeπŸ˜‚

Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱

by Carebear2007 November 4, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.

Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"

by John buttface April 24, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John

This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.

John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.

After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.

John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.

Anyone: I have to use the John

John: "Please stop referring to me as a toilet."

by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž