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A genetically flawed white American male that can't think for itself.
A Justin comes from a long line of sheeples. Back in the 70s, sheeples named their kids Justin because it was the cool "in thing" to do. Those kids grew up and had little Justins of their own....but these are not typical Justins. Since Ritalin has been a trendy drug that all cool parents give to their kids, we now have a generation of Super Justins.
A Justin feels the need to follow all the latest trends and styles.
He loves to shop at the pretty boy stores in the mall.
Often seen sporting white rimmed sunglasses while driving a Fast and Furious 90 HP Honda Civic.
A Justin will text more than a 13 year old girl named Britney.
Caution:
Never separate a Justin from his cell phone, he'll die instantly!
Hey look at that Justin over there wearing the Abercrombie sweater and beaded necklace!
That Justin has so much cologne on he smells like a french whore.
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name for a total douche bag of a person
OMG that kid is such a justin, he turned my computer off while i was typing!!!
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A person who suffers from major acne problems. Almost 99.9% of the time, their necks are colored in a shade of red. Justin can not get girls and is very low class. Most of the time he does not shower. He lives in a gay little faggot ass town and gets arrested for throwing WD-40 through some fat kid's neighbor's window. Oh, and by the way, they enjoy stealing Ipod Touchs. Justin is very illiterate and says things such as "I don't feel like to" which is a retarded combination of the expressions "I don't want to" and "I don't feel like it."
Justin: Hey there, skeetfuck.
Person: Fuck off.
Justin: I don't feel like to.
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The ugliest, most retarded piece of shat on earth with the smallest d#!? In the universe
(He doesn't take shats. Shats take him) he gets f's on all his papers must be a Justin. He has a D#!? The size of squirrel.
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Justin can be nice, humble, and really good at soccer, but his one flaw is that he can be very dusty.
Most of the time...Justin is very dusty.
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Justin, a total dick. You wouldn't even believe, he's an asshole all around. He doesn't look good either. He's also a total douche, he's the type of guy who'd sag his pants, because that's still cool. You don't want to hang out with a Justin or even be friends with one. They'll turn there back on you when you least expect or maybe even when you expect it most. To be friends with a Justin you have to hate the same people.
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