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when you're smoking weed or cigs and you get some ash on your lap.
"Look dude, you got fuckin ash lap!"
"I know dude, thats fuckin gay."
Vietnamese for "rice noodle", served with rare beef strips, bean sprouts, coriander and onions in a chicken broth.
Let's go eat phar lap!
A Vagina
Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!
an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.
Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.
This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.
At a McDonalds drive-thru:
Cashier: "$5.42, please."
Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.
Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.
Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."