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(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.
When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!
Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!
TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
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A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.
King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
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When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"
Lobster Attack makes no fucking sense.
female - "WTF?!"
male - "LOBSTER ATTACK!!!"
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when you find a very rare lobster that explodes but you use it as a weapon.
scooter got fucked by an exploding lobster last nite and enjoyed it to.
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when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.
Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.
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The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.
I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.
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when a boy wears tights and his penis sticks to his leg.
After playing Peter Pan in the play, I had total lobster pajamas
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