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Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.
*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*
Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."
*Alarm goes off at 7am*
Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."
I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
Makes no logical since to the average human only to those of the highest intelligence
That doesn’t even make since.
It’s Ciaira logic it doesn’t have to.
Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t
“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”
A process of thinking that is based fundamentally on a few simple steps:
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
John: Dude, I'm so pissed.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
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Its just Karen Logic
Dude: oh look a karen
Karen: *Spurts out Karen Logic*
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(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.
First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!
Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!
Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!
Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*
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noun.
The school of logic that compares and correlates two or more disparate, independent entities or events using absolutely no logic, usually based on superstition, WhatsApp forwards, hearsay and personally, socio-culturally preconceived notions. An utter disregard for basic science and lack of any empirically proven evidence is a key aspect of this school of thought. Usually deployed by Indian Gen X-1 to screw the living happiness of Gen X.
Why can't I go swim?
Because Pluto is no longer a planet, and it messes up your birth-chart, swimming pools have piranha pee in them according to NASA and you didn't do what I asked you to do without explaining it because I am just generally superior to you in all regards. By the way, who swims on a rainy/sunny day?
That makes no sense. I can't argue with that. Fucking Logic of India!
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