Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

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The BK Parking Lot

- Where we're trying to get all 'Teh Interweb Shit Talking Clannies to meet us, so that we can all have a nice, long 'talk', face to face, about all the childish bullshit that's forever going on.

- Where the real life 'Sharks' and the 'Jets' have a 'rumble'.

- Where we'll all sit and eat our fries, after we're done dealing with all the trouble makers who are currently too afraid to step up to the plate and take responsibility for their actions.

Step away from the keyboard, and step up to the plate! See shut up and bring it, clannie, the clan, the queen, minion, lemming.

LiveJournal Entry: "I hate (inset name). I'm going to just keep using this journal as a way to fuck with them."
Comment to Entry: "Listen. Quit this hiding behind teh interweb shite. Shut up and BRING IT to The BK Parking Lot. 7pm. We'll all be waiting with bells on, and fries in hand."

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Parking Lot pimpin'

Rolling in the parking lot and trying to pick up chicks with your ride

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lick-a-lot-a-puss

A lesbian dinosaur old ass lesbians stone age pussy eating dirty butt sluts

look at them old stone age ass lesbians bitches
I bet they lick-a-lot-a-puss

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parking lot hoe

A female that has sex with a random male in a parking lot.

"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"

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car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.

Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.

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lot lizard

A young woman who attends a music concert, but who cannot afford a ticket and therefore spends the concert in the parking lot or "lot" much in the way lizards lurk about, thus lot lizard.

"Lot lizards are a scurge and should all be JAILED!" decries Mayor during press briefing.

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