p dot

The Urethral Meatus in males, which resembles a winking eye, or "dot," specifically a pee-dot, or p dot for short.

"Don't put your grubby hands near my work station, ya p dot!!"

lot lizard

A young woman who attends a music concert, but who cannot afford a ticket and therefore spends the concert in the parking lot or "lot" much in the way lizards lurk about, thus lot lizard.

"Lot lizards are a scurge and should all be JAILED!" decries Mayor during press briefing.

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