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God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.
I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.
Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.
I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.
adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.
The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.
a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold