A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size
Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.
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An expertly crafted game about mining, crafting, and many more. It's a sandbox game that has no limits. You can do whatever you want.
Synonyms include: nostalgia, childhood
"Hey wanna play minecraft?"
"Sorry I have an assignment today,maybe tomorrow."
Last online 5 years ago
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A game that was once great. Sadly itβs not that good now because of retarded dream stans.
Minecraft got ruined by dream stans
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Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!
Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword
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Usually Minecraft is played by 5-10 year olds but if there are any adults playing it, they have cancer.
THE BETTER VERSION OF ROBLOX
You wanna join my minecraft server?
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A Game Loved By Millions
By: MOJANG
I love Minecraft
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A one-of-a-kind game which your main goal is to build and survive. It's programmer's nickname is Notch and he loves programming.
P1: Minecraft is expensive, but still, it develops your creativity!
P2: I agree. Let's go and play Minecraft!
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