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nightmare orgy

An orgy when: M = number of guys, F = number of girls, where M = F + 1.

I had a nightmare orgy last night, Dave showed up and threw the numbers off!

by alphabeti_spaghetti June 24, 2022


pleasant nightmares

A different way of saying sweet dreams

As the customers walked out the cook always days Pleasant Nightmares

by DemonsGuardian May 23, 2021


kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021


my worst nightmare

teen pregnancy

i literally could not handle the pressure of my worst nightmare

by mmmmmmmmmmmj May 12, 2021


sidebar-nightmare

upon youtube trolling, a user will notice the sidebar of suggested videos, when an unsuspecting victim clicks what turns out to be a very terrible video and repeated incidents of these videos may lead to sidebar-nightmare .

for example, an unsuspecting user is watching whale videos videos and youtube suggests "cindy salsa". the user clicks and is lead to a horrific video. this user will now suffer from sidebar-nightmare

by softballguy June 26, 2013


Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017


Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022