To Throw up in a public bar, and get kicked out by a bouncer.
Hey Larry, you should've seen Cam last night, he pulled such a K-Rob at the bar we were at.
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The act of reading something on a website, and then half an hour later finding yourself still avidly reading, but something totally different on another website, all started from the first
An example of Rob rolling is wikipedia-ing the British Monarchy and clicking links of interest until half an hour later you find yourself reading someones personal blog on pigs.... all started from reading one page on wikipedia
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To steal from a rich person.
Usually Jews, or your "cheap", yet rich dad.
"Nahhh, my broski rick rob'd my dad and fucked up his credit and shitt."
"Rick robbing can phail at times."
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Shows up late, and leaves early.
Uncle Rob is always showing up late and skipping the after party
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An imaginary figure that has illusion of a large volleyball block when playing on a standard 8' height men's net. The reality is that "Rob Roof" is really only 1/4" over the net and was able to block the hitter merely because the opposing setter didn't set the ball high enough.
Occasionally, "Rob Roof" will block someone with a vertical 10 times of himself and will react in a frenzy, jumping around, yelling, and basically making a fool of himself. This phenomenon is known as little man syndrome.
It is best to just smile at "Rob Roof" when he is acting this way and say nice job rather than enraging him, otherwise you may risk being put on his tea bag list.
Damn, Rob Roof is going crazy over there at the block he just had even though we're playing on a women's net and he just stuffed a 9 year old girl.
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To get blackout drunk, do a pile of cocaine, fornicate with a hooker, and then pass out face down.
"I had such a terrible week at work, I'm going to Rob Lowe tonight!"
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When a man has a baby without teeth give him a blow job until the man ejaculates into the babies mouth. The man then felches the semen out of the babies mouth with a straw.
As a therapist, Micah loves babysitting. He is great with babies, especially rob style.
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