A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.
"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"
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Noun
A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.
A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
A fire fetish is the fetish of someone who gets aroused by the thought or act of performing sexual acts near, around, or engulfed in fire.
Mary: How do you go about your fire fetish?
Tim: It's mostly fantasy, but sometimes it involves candles and fireplaces to aid the mood of the room.
When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
deliberately insulting someone
see roast
Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots
When your house burns down
Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire
a group of middle schoolers who claim are making a mixtape hotter than charmander ;cool boys
oh my god i cant wait for fire boiz mixtape to drop