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Quality House

Quality House is the pinnacle of drink mixing technology crafted by the gods. First you take Motts applesauce (must be Motts otherwise it wont be a solid and might actually be possible to drink) and mix it with Bacardi rum. Then you find any two flavors of Izzy lying around your house and add those in. The final step, and arguably the most important, is to shot gun a beer into your face and completely ruin someone's bathroom by short circuiting their electrical outlets. The smell of burning plastic is VERY important as it adds to the ambiance of the moment.

It is also important to mention that Quality House can also be operative as an adjective (ie. The women love my dick it is so Quality House, or, This quality house is so Quality House (I see wat u did thar (holy shit parenthesis in parenthesis in parenthesis)).)

by Purple Drank Fried Chicken August 21, 2009

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brothel house

where unfortunate women's bodies are sold for sex normally eastern European girls

"ill give you 20 pound for that girl in the brothel house round tha corner"

by SHO DABZ October 2, 2014


Bowser of the house

A jerk who you live with who likes to steal your precious items and is just a complete asshole.

Man my brother is the Bowser of the house....

by Myfistslipped January 29, 2011


house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

by CharlieRomeo June 23, 2021


Smack House

Meth lab or crack house/drug house. But for heroin

Look at all the needles on the floor In this badass smack house

by Craig$ October 8, 2022


Bag House

A place where you go to stick it in whores.

I got dragged down the bag house for a dirty nosh.

by Migz July 22, 2004


columbia housed

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009