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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice may only be attained through very honorable doings, such as scoring multiple women at one night. A cock of justice may be used to slap an unjust man in the face when he either fails to score a woman under his league or when he does something stupid.

Joe: Man, I just got rejected by that blonde over there.
Me: You deserve a slap from my cock of justice (coj)

by Josephine Leeway January 24, 2012


Poetic Justice

The fact of experiencing a fitting or deserved retribution for one's actions.

Trae Young injured his ankle on a refs leg?! Man, poetic justice!

by PhillyJawns June 28, 2021


Nose justice

The act of snorting cocaine, often in copious amounts.

Max's party was wild last night, he served up some righteous nose justice!

by James Ambrose Johnson Jr. December 8, 2020


Rusty Justice

Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.

Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.

by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016


kentucky justice

the act of stringing up a man on a wooden fence post by the skin of his ballsack.

Pierre: what happened to you, man, you look like your balls got stretched out!
Dave: Well, that's kentucky justice for you.

by goodsexisbadsex March 4, 2016


Justice Troll

A Justice Troll is someone who is called about when a Trollabe is attacking other people on the internet under the prospect that they are Trolling. Trollabes are bullies and Justice Troll are like Troll Police and they will take down any Trolllabe with ease. If you ever get attacked by a Trollabe the find a Justice Troll.

Person 1: Dude i got this man on my thread telling me to kill myself because i like MLP
Person 2: Dude, i gotchya. My friend Bill is a Justice Troll and he will end his bullshit real quick.

by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 9, 2016


Ethan justice

A human being who is not black but still says the n word he also says he will run the cateye scene but that will probably never happen and only like platinum blondes and wears his hat crooked

Ethan justice is a retard

by Ethan justice May 28, 2021