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The soup theory

The theory that eating soup at lunch during school hours will get you cuffed

Everyone who had soup at lunch last week has a boyfriend by this week, the soup theory proved true

by Feminine mine December 9, 2017


telephone soup

When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in

blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"

by hammerex July 16, 2010


Soup of Bidet

When the restaurant "Soup of the Day" tastes like it was made from water used to clean asses

The soup of the day tastes more like soup of bidet

by Polygons May 5, 2015


crystal soup

DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.

hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some

by No.fuck.off September 22, 2020


Oyster soup

when a homeless person inserts an oyster inside of their anus to be eaten during a soup kitchen

Bob's oyster soup was truly delectable during our last soup kitchen!

by Dr. Haydens March 4, 2022


Chug soup

The act of whacking it in a bowl clam chowder and perceiving and to feed it feed it to your mistress she response will be freshly squeeze

I clam chowder taste cat chug soup

by Kingofdick November 12, 2020


doop soup

sometimes referred to as doop sewp, a combination of bad leftover food/drink after a meal at a cafeteria that is not desirable enough to eat. the product is usually way more disgusting than the original food, and may resemble soup.

I'll give you ten bucks if you eat that doop soup!

by iDoop October 11, 2010