Conjugate

To have sex, as used in Animaniacs.

(teaching grammar) "Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?"
"Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"No, it's easy. Here, I'll conjugate with you."
"Goodnight, everybody!"

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Conjugate

The hard part about learning a new language. Conjugating the verb is changing the end of the verb so it fits the tense (past or present?), number (singular or plural?), person (1st, 2nd, 3rd?), and many other fancy grammatical aspects (perfect, imperfect?) of the rest of the sentence.

In German class, Brandon had to conjugate the verb machen:

Ich mache der kase.
Du machst der kase.
Er macht der kase.
Wir machen der kase.
Ihr macht der kase.
Sie machen der kase.

He was exhausted by the end of class.

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Conjugate

A word used to describe the action of drinking or pouring alcoholic beverages. Commonly used in a tent to hide the fact that there is liquor present.

"Hey man conjugate this shit for me!"

"Let's conjugate!"

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Conjugate

To have sexual intercourse...sometimes to music. A term of exclamation used to tell someone you just had sex.

The term comes from the song Killer Queen, where it sounds like Freddie Mercury says, "Little man from China, who conjuagtes vagina."

1. MAN,I just conjugated that...GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY
2. I was up till 3 last night conjugating

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Conjugate

1.V; To properly pronounce words, and form Sentances; Usually applied to speech, but may be used for typed communication.

Joe conjugated his words so poorly, that i had to ask him to repeat what he said.

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conjugal

relating to those times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in three months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

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conjugation

The inflection of verbs.

The whole set of inflected forms of a verb or the recital or display thereof in a fixed order: The conjugation of the Latin verb amo begins amō, amas, amat.

A class of verbs having similar sets of inflected forms: the Latin second conjugation.

amo
amas
amat
amamus
amatis
amant

That is the 1st conjugation in Latin for the word amo.

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