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When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching
So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.
To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face
I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.
Business men are to formal to plank.
So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.
The act of raping someone while planking.
Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.
Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.
Sure man, just start planking when your ready.
A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.
I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.
You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!