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When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert goes into a nearby forest to urinate and happens to get secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf on her whispering eye while in the process
The Toby Keith concert was outstanding exept for Kaylee because she got a bad case of Poison Ivy Vag.
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When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.
The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.
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The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.
She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.
Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
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when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit
i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning
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An awesome podcast that talks about anything that makes people uncomfortable. Like awkward sex, brutal crimes, and anything taboo, all while drinking some sort of appropriate alcohol. Booze & Taboos.
-Have you heard the new episode of 'What's Your Poison?'
-No, why?
-She had to explain fisting to her grandmother!
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exessive intake of arsenic and cyanid, usually in contaminated water. Results in constant annoyance, anger and overall a discomfort feeling in your body.
ever since Robin had arsenic and cyanid poisoning taken that contaminated water he has been such a lame bee.