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Stephen Colbert's nickname for Oprah, combining the Pope with Oprah
Obama will take orders from Oprah, or as I call her: Pope-rah.
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a drug used to simulate entrance into a pope's vagina. It consists of candy, tin foil, and milk all blended and injected through a syringe into the bloodstream.
damn, DAT NIGGA doing Pope's Vagina
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The pointy end of a submarine sandwich. Characterized by its lack of meat, cheese, or any yumminess whatsoever; it is dry, sad, and hard to chew.
"My BFF offered to go halvsies on a chicken parm sub, but she hogged the middle and left me with the Pope's nose."
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A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!
Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....
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When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.
A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.
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Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.
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Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.
Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)